[ Benjamin Franklin is quoted to have said: "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise". Incidentally, Chloe can't recall the last time she fell asleep before one AM, and she's not healthy, wealthy, or wise. So the guy might've been on to something.
The point being, she's entirely unprepared to be shaken from her slumber at whenever the fuck it is that Rachel deems fit for a wake up call. God, how long has she even been asleep? An hour? It feels like some unknowable being is trying to suck her brains out through a straw.
Of course, that's way more sophisticated a sentence than anything Chloe's capable of formulating right now. Instead, Rachel gets: ]
Mnnrgngh.
[ And one eye cracks slowly open, followed by the other. ]
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The point being, she's entirely unprepared to be shaken from her slumber at whenever the fuck it is that Rachel deems fit for a wake up call. God, how long has she even been asleep? An hour? It feels like some unknowable being is trying to suck her brains out through a straw.
Of course, that's way more sophisticated a sentence than anything Chloe's capable of formulating right now. Instead, Rachel gets: ]
Mnnrgngh.
[ And one eye cracks slowly open, followed by the other. ]
Rrmph, Rachel. What the fuck?