[None of this is fair. She's almost glad she stole the hat because--seeing him gesture towards it makes her do the same, and she ends up pulling it down over her forehead, almost to her eyes.]

Then...we'll just have to be more careful. It wasn't you who forged it, so... so we can definitely clear your name!

We can just treat it like an investigation, and get to the bottom of this. It'll be like you're your own client again!